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NO ME MONDAY!!!!!!!

Not Me Monday….

No, I did not celebrate my 5th Year anniversary this weekend. No, not me.

And, No we did not (James and I) go down to San Diego on Saturday and leave our sweet children with my parents, and no James and I DID NOT get homesick (or shall we say Nicole sick) and no we did not consider coming right back home even after we paid for the hotel and movie and dinner….No, not me.

And I ABSOLUTELY did not start singing the “Hey Sweet Girl” song that I sing to Nicole and no I did not tear up because she wasn’t there to hear it and no it did not make James so sad that he OFFERED to drive home and “forget the stupid hotel and all it’s niceness”…no, NOT ME!

Lastly, No we DID NOT have a fabulous time once we got over the attachment issues we have with our kids, and NO I did not pretend to show James karate while we were walking over a bridge and NO my shoe did not fall off my foot and ALMOST go over the overpass to the hungry cars waiting below….NO, NO, NO, NOT ME!

NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, I did NOT put Nicole's hair in a ponytail and NO I did not give her bangs, and NO James DID NOT say she looked like Pebbles Flinstone.

NO, NOT ME

And, NO I did not create a song about Nicole having a smelly neck, and NO, I definitely did not make up a song about how I love the way her breath smells and Heck NO I DID NOT make up a song about her smelly feet and sing it to the tune of "Smelly Cat" from Friends.

NO, NOT ME

AND to get the record straight, NO I did not shave my legs so I could try on bridesmaid dresses for Amanda's wedding, and NO, I DID NOT wear my best bra so the dress would fit just right, AND, NO I did not drive out to Ontario when there is a DB in Redlands, and NO it didn't dawn on me that I was at the wrong DB until I got to the shop and the lady told me she had no idea who Amanda was.

NOOOOOOO, NOT ME!!!

Oh yeah, before I forget, NO James did not shave his face this morning and NOOOO he did not leave a "Beard Streak" that went from side burn to side burn under his chin (it looks like a chin strap that football players wear, but with hair) NO, I did not tell him I've never seen anything so appalling in my life!

NO, NO, NO, NOT ME!!!!

My First "Not Me Monday"

Not Me Monday..... Spalding Style....

No... I did not check to see of Nicole went #2, and no I did not stick my finger in the diaper, and no

I did not come back a yellow mustard color,

Not me.


No, I did not write a check for the electric company and no I did not sign it Nicole Spalding,

Not me.

No... I did not run to the mail box this morning and no I did not start screaming like a little girl when the wind started blowing and no I did not run back into the house and fall against the door like the wind was gonna get me.

Not me.

No, I absolutely did not put the baby to sleep in her bed and then crawl around the house on my hands and knees like a cat to make the least amount of noise.

Not me.

Christopher's Grand Opening

Christopher decided he was tired of being bored during his off track time. So he sent out an email inviting his family to his store. He rearranged his room and even created invoices and a bill of fsale for all items purchased. What recession, huh?!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry It's Been So Long

I have been slacking on the family blog. Taking care of baby Nicole and posting to her blog has gotten me all tied up. Here are some pics just in case you missed her blog.

Here's Christopher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christopher was not being well represented. He is a star wars LOVER! And he's the funniest 9 year old I know. He will be the best big brother.